Pink nipples

I was surfing a forum lately when I stumbled across an interesting thread. Basically, a guy dumped his gf for a very peculiar reason:

Her nipples were not pink.

Instead of being a scrumptious pink color like a boiled egg, they had the audacity to be a dull brown in color. For this crime, he dumped her immediately.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA!

Despite my pity for the poor girl, I find the situation very hilarious. My guess is that the guy watched too much porn, making him unable to accept any lesser color.

So, is it a must to have in your partner the colors you see in movies?

I sure hope my gf doesn't watch Avatar then.

This reminds me of another story I read about.

There was this dude in Thailand who met a nice pretty girl there. They got together, but the girl just refused to have sex with him, claiming she was a virgin and wanted to save herself for marriage. He was curious as to how such a pretty and wild girl would have remained a virgin for so long, so he hired this private investigator to check up on her past.

When the private investigator inquired a bit, he found that the girl was in fact, a guy. That was why she/he never wanted to take her pants off.

I guess the lesson from this is, if your nipples are not pink, wear nipple stickers when you do it.