How to Motivate Yourself

Today I will share with you my three-step procedure of self-motivation. I use it when I have a ton of work to do or face other annoying stuff that I know I have to do but am reluctant too, or when I am generally not feeling too happy.

1. Take a large swig of vodka (or other suitable alcoholic beverage).

2. Put your headphones on and set the volume to max.

3. Press play on the video below and close your eyes.

I guarantee you after you listen to this song you will feel like you can take on a thousand demons.

And win.